The trophy to be taken home by one storyteller this Thursday, 8 pm, Moto Saloon at our first ever Big Blue Door Slam, featuring the winners of 2012′s Big Blue Door Jams.

That’s genuine wood with gold paint, folks! Nothing but class up in this joint!

Heck, it’s worth the $5 admission just to get a closer gander at this finely crafted work of art. Just think how much some grasping grandnephew of whoever wins this week will get for this thing on Antique’s Roadshow in 2085!